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Wednesday, 28 May 2014

The HUSBANDS And His Problem....

The HUSBANDS And His Problem....

Husband Complaining To His Mother-In-Law For His Wife... That...

Mammy Apni Beti Ko Dekh Lo..
Ab To Ghar Ke Baher Bhi Kapde Utarne Lagi...
Bhid Ko Dekhker Chaurahe Pe Siti Marne Lagi....
Bal Iske Dekho Kya Style Se Katwaye Hai...
Gal Iske Dekho Gubbare Ki Tara Fulaye Hai...

Kisi Gair Ki Utari Kamiz Ye Pahnti Hai...
Mana Karne Per Mujhe Badtamiz Kehti Hai...

Suba Se Leker Sham Tak Aina Niharti Hai...
Chhat Pe Khadi Hoker Gav Walo Ko Line Marti Hai...

Subah Iski Disko Me Hoti Hai Aur Dopher Pub Me...
Sham Ke Sath-Sath Rat Bhi Gujarti Hai Club Me...

Bolti Hai Aise Jaise Vish Ki Ik Fufkar Ho...
Dekhati Hai Aise Jaise Bipasha Ki Avtar Ho...

Sare Niyam Kanono Ko Khoti Pe Tangti Hai...
Logo Se Ik Chumme Ke Badle 100 Ka Note Mangti Hai....

Hum To Ise Samjha-Samjha Ke Ub Gaye...
Short Me Kahe To Chullu Bhar Pani Me Dub Gaye...

Apni Is Ladli Ko Ab Aap Hi Samjhayiye...
Jtina Jaldi Ho Sake Action Me Aa Jaiye...
Pani Kahi Sir Ke Uper Se Na Nikal Jaye...
Bati Jalti Hi Rahe Aur Mom Pighal Jaye....



Sasu Ji Ne Kaha....

Beta Tum Bewajah Chinta Karte Ho...
Her Pal Her Chhad Apno Se Hi Derte Ho...

Ger Patni.. Pati Sena Lade To Ye Kaliyug Ka Apman Hai...
Patni Ka Club Me Jana Hi Ajkal Ki Shan Hai...

Koi Kam Tumhara Kabhi Adega Nahi...
Padosi Jaal Me Fasa Raha To Kabhi Ladega Nahi...

Socho Bas Ik Chumme Ke Badle Wo 100/- Ghar Lati Hai...
Kya Hua Ger Sham Ko Wo Piker Ke Gher Aati Hai...

Badtamiz Wo Upadhi Hai Jo Kahi-Kahi Chalti Hai...
Tum To Khushnasib Ho Jo Tumhe Herroj Milti Hai...

Subah Se Leker Sham Tak Wo Aaina Nihare...
Meri Dua Hai Ki Wo Sare Zaha Ko Line Mare..

Isi Se Tumhara Aur Uska Promotion Hoga...
Bas Isi Se Hamare Khan-Dan Ka Naam Roshan Hoga...

Niyam Ya Kanoon Wo Nahi Manti Hai...
Mane Bhi Kyu Uska Naam Jo 'A-Shanti' Hai...

Apne Naam Ke Sath Chalna Use Sikhaya Hai...
Mom Ke Bina Bhi Jalna Use Sikaya Hai...

Tumne To Mujhe Dharm-Sankat Medal Diya...
Britni Banana Chahti Thi Use....
Aur Tumne Bas Bipasha Kahke Taal Diya...

Ye Tumhari Pahli Aur Akhiri Galti Hai...
Ainda Se Khayal Rakhna...
Meri Beti Ko Bipasha Nahi... Pop Star 'Britni' Kahna.....

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