Signs That You’re Not Ready to Grow Up

Or insisted that you’re never too old to ride in the cart…

 If getting this randomly assigned license plate is the greatest thing that has ever happened to you…

If you’ve caught yourself saying, “No stroller? No problem!”…

If you’ve tried to drink a scented candle…

If you’ve seriously considered spending $110 on 20 pounds of Lucky Charms marshmallows…

If you’ve ever thought a two-person child’s tent would accommodate a full-sized adult…

 If you’ve ever abused your power as REI’s visual designer…

 Or you’ve ever carefully rearranged the monogrammed hand towels at Bed Bath & Beyond…

Or the books at Barnes & Noble…

 If you’ve ever gotten drunk and Disney World and asked to borrow Marry Poppins’ umbrella…

 Or you’ve had a custom wine bottle holster installed on your bike…

 If baking cookies on your dashboard has seemed just crazy enough to work…

If the scorecard always ends up looking like this on bowling night…

 If this seems like the best way to trim your hedges…

 And this seems like the best use for your air mattress…