Joke Of The Day

__Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain but dil jeet lete hain
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." Abe Tu Bhi " ...



Newly married woman returns from honeymoon.

Her Friends:
Kahan kahan ghum kar aai?

Woman:
Delhi, Agra, Jammu & Manali.

Her Friends:
Kya kya dekha?

Woman:
Bajaj, Anchor, Havells & Orient PSPO ke ceiling fans...

Jo samjha woh LIKE kare baaki plz POGO dekhe.
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Ladkiya kabi khud pyar ka izhar Q
nhi karti..???
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Interesting jawab 
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Taki break-up krte waqt ye keh sake
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Tum mere piche pade the mai nahi.
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Mjhe toh news waali aunty se darr lagne laga
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Kehti hai "Jo sb chhupaate hai hum vahi dikhaate
hai.."..........
Tauba tauba........ Aaj ke time me privacy naam ki
cheej hi ni reh gai .
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