Jokes Of The Day

Ek Admi apne bete k liye Aisa
ROBOT laya jo jhoot
bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha,,,
Beta: papa Aj me school ni jaonga
mery pait me
dard hy

(phatakh)
Baap: Dekha! Tu ne jhot bola is
liye tje saza mili,
main jb tere jitna tha to kbi jhot ni
bolta tha
(phatakh)
Wife Hanste huey:
Akhir ap hi ka beta hy
(phatakkkh..!)
"Jo smjhy wo Share kary baki
Pogo Dekhen.
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Behind every successful student.
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There is a
Deactivated Facebook account.....!!!
do you Agreeeee...??
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Doctor ki shaadi Kuch iss
tarah se Honi chahiye,
.
Ke lage ki doctor ki Shaadi
hain.
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Baarat ambulance Mein jaaye...
.
Shaadi hospital Mein ho...!!
.
Photo ki jagah X- Ray liya
jaaye...
.
Aur khaane mein Vitamin - C ki
goli Di jaaye...!!
.
Mehmaano ko Chai yaa cold
drink
Ki jagah GLUCOSE & ORS diya
jaaye...!!
.
Dulhe ke galle mein Haar ki
jagah
"Stethscop" Lagaaya jaaye...!!
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Aur Maza toh tab aaye Jab
Doctor
Shadi ke baad bole
.
"NEXT PLZ".!.