Jokes of The Day

ek pagal roz kehta- gulel banaunga panchhi ko
maruga
5 mahine pagal khane me ilaaz k bad,
Dr. ne pucha- ab kya karoge?
Shadi
phir?
Suhagrat
phir?
Uski sari utaruga
phir?
Blouse
Oho! phir?
Bra utaruga
My god, phir?
Phir kya! Bra k elastic se gulel banaunga aur
panchhi ko marunga.
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Sabhi 33 crore devi devtaon se meri ek hi vinti
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sabhi mujhe 1-1 rupeya dedo.
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Rule Of Boys- Phulo Ki Mahak
Churayi Nahi Jati
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Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati
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Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni
Girlfriend Par
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Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati.....