Jokes Of The Day

Girl in hot dress

She:- Kaisi lag rhi hu mai ??

Mee :- acchi lg rhi ho

She :- What bus acchi ? so boringMee :- Maal ! lag rhi ho kasam se

She :- sharm ni ati aisa bolte hue

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.Ab mai ye soch rha hu ldkia aakhir

chahti kya hai ?

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Apni badnasibi ka haal kise sunau

Aye dosto,

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Gf ke number pe recharge krane gaya,

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Or

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Recharge wala uska bhai nikla,

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Hat jao yaaro hospital jaa raha hu

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Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein

Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko

Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya

Beti?”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi

Pata Hogi?”

Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya

Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”

Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi

Pata?”

Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke

Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“