Jokes Of The Day

Wife: Imagine karo agar me aapki har baat samjhu aur har baat maanu to..??

Husband hasta hai .... Bahut hasta hai .... haste haste
zameen par gir jata hai aur khushi se chilla ke kahta hai,

"Saala imagine bhi nahi kr pa rha "
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HONEY SINGH KA EXAM VERSION....
Book Se Hu Dur Lekin Exam Se
Majboor...
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Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka
Noor...... haa
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Answer Ye Sachi aaj usko batau...
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Mujhe samajh ni aata kaise
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teacher ko patau...
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Bas pass hone k liye mein ye
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answer likta jaoon...
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Din raat hi mein ye book rttejaoon...
Book aur guide mein dekhu vari
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vari...
ji krda book fad du mein sari...
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